HOLY F**K THIS BOSTON PIZZA BOX FOLDS OUT INTO A TABLE

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By: Casha Doemland

When you envision your perfect day off, or even an evening after a long eight to twelve hours of hustling, there’s a 99% chance it involves becoming one with your mattress and binge-watching Law & Order SVU for the 100th time because Ice-T's Fin Tutuola is your spirit animal.

For the Canadians living near a Boston Pizza, the inventors of the world's first pizza box turned table tray is here for your lazy eating needs.

"As Canada's pizza leader, we're always looking for new ways to make pizza-eating more fun and convenient for our guests," says Adrian Fuoco, Senior Director for Marketing for Boston Pizza International. "And with more TVs in bedrooms than ever and more seasons to binge-watch, now's the perfect time for this kind of pizza innovation."

Honestly, truer words never were spoken.

Basically, the pizza box made entirely of cardboard comes equipped with legs that unfold and lock into place, thus creating a table top for you scarf down as many slices of pie as your belly can handle.

While it would be dope if this game-changing invention stayed forever, it's got a limited run just for Boston Pizza's Father's Day campaign. Apparently, between June 6th-11th, you had the opportunity to win the pizza in bed experience and $100 worth of delicious grub.

Emphasis on HAD, as this magical moment has already passed you by. While the pizza table will soon disappear into the ether, you can always MacGyver your own into existence with a couple stacks of books and a tray.

But maybe, just maybe, John St., the agency who helped bring this manna from heaven to life, will convince the company to run this deal year round.

And then pizza table will never have to go leave us again.

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Casha Doemland

LA-based and Georgia-bred, Casha Doemland spends her days crafting poetry and freelance writing. Over the last two years, she’s been published in a variety of publications and zines around the world. When she’s not nerding out with words, you can catch her watching a classic film, trekking around the globe or hanging out with a four-pound Pomeranian.