From the makers of Card’s Against Humanity, these satirical fortune cookies are making headlines for their twisted dark humor and commentary on the ridiculousness of fortunes in cookies.

Available in a box of 15, these dessert bites are great party favors containing some interesting “prophecies” such as “You will probably die of a heart attack or something.” and “It’s too late to stop climate change.”

Crack into a cookie and see what the future holds.