Now us Brits apparently have stiff upper-lips, but I like to think its just chilled numb from this delightfully tongue-in-cheek posh product from Loseley. For those who don't know it, Loseley is a stately home presently lived in by three generations of the More-Molyneux family. The mansion was built by a direct ancestor nearly five hundred years ago. Queen Elizabeth I stayed here three times, and James I and latterly Queen Mary both visited. The icecream supposedly comes from the estate, I have no idea if they are real portraits, but I like the rather british sense of humour! Designed by P&W, London.