mmm... meaty refreshment
Well, not sure where to start here, I'm guessing it's not going to be on our shelves any time soon! Hah, so here for your culinary delight is a lovely range of meat flavoured water. http://www.dinnerinabottle.com/ With a feast of flavours to choose from, they add on their website "Yes we do have a special relationship with our protein here at Meatwater...By drinking Meatwater you can cut down on exercising and eating time, and have more time to enjoy yourself"
I'm a little dissappointed with the packaging, they could have had fun with this one!
Flavours include...
Beef Jerky
Beef Stroganof
Cheese Burger
Chicken Teriyaki
Dirty Hot Dog
Fish'n Chips
Hungarian Gulash
Italian Sausage
Peking Duck
Tandoori Chicken
Texas BBQ
Wiener Schnitzel
Well, since the whole thing's a pretty clear riff on VitaminWater, I don't think the packaging is disappointing at all. Entertaining, though! :D
Posted by: Tonamel | April 23, 2008 at 02:12 AM
Curious product. Can't make out the ingredients list. I wonder does it contains any actual meat juices or is it vegan? I think it's interesting typographically how "meat" is the old fashioned part, and "water" is the modern, space-age part.
Posted by: Randy Ludacer | April 23, 2008 at 04:47 AM
You can't be serious...
The bottles says "3% urine"
Is this a joke? Because it's an awesome joke. If it's not a joke, Vitamin water should be pissed.
Posted by: Josh Chambers | April 23, 2008 at 08:44 AM
bleah! this product comes from a Burton film or Lynch?
Posted by: Martolik | April 23, 2008 at 10:54 AM
yeah, It's a joke--but pretty darned funny ;)
Posted by: William Sutton | April 23, 2008 at 12:36 PM
Gross.
Posted by: Kate Griswold | April 23, 2008 at 01:40 PM
It's definitely a fake, but an excellent one! Too bad their shop section isn't working — I'd buy a T-shirt like the one pictured there.
Posted by: Alexey Feldgendler | April 24, 2008 at 01:36 AM
Seems like they got some inspiration from glaceau.com ...
Posted by: Paul | April 24, 2008 at 03:58 AM
I was disturbed to hear that the FDA requires you to include meat ingredients only if it comprises 2% or more of the total- so pork soda is fair game without it being on the ingredient list... anyone know if this is in fact true?
Posted by: Private Label | April 24, 2008 at 02:14 PM
A beautiful, biting parody of the lunacy of Western consumerism and the design industry that is its handmaiden.
Posted by: Pip Wilson | April 28, 2008 at 02:12 PM
"Meat to the Shizzake"
"Bro, I down lots of MeatShakes, man"
"I'd love to taste the secret"
"Lunch break, only got a half an hour
Gotta get something in my system, I go to MeatShake"
"Eat at MeatShake!"
"Taste the secret at MeatShaaaaake, hey"
"MeatShakes are so soft, I can eat em without my dentures"
Well hi, welcome to MeatShake where you can 'taste the secret'
And when I tell you what it is, you won't believe it
There's something special in our food you'll taste when you start eating it
Everything we serve has meat in it
- Ugly Duckling, Taste the secret
Posted by: Paul O’Hearn | May 14, 2008 at 08:11 AM